This Davenport

Is Sofa King worthy of being a bit odd. Many refer to it as a couch. It is pronounced Cooch, as that is a Portland thing.

It came into being because it came as a package. It has brothers who match this couch. The chairs serve as chairs, which is cool.

Well not this couch. We sat on this couch for a year never talking about how sofa king uncomfortable this Davenport could be.

It having no legs, we thought this was hip chic urban flair. Against the run of play, we decided to buy the Davenport some legs so it would sit up higher.

When we went to install the legs we ran into a curious thing. We flipped her over and discovered a zipper underneath. This zipper was discovered by my sister in law. She slowly pulled down the zipper and you can guess what emerged. Yes four shiny brown legs for the davenport.

The Davenport, for a long time, even in in sofa years, lived a peaceful existence after the leg implants. That is until two cats moved in to the house. For awhile, they coexisted domestically.

And then the cats moved into the Davenport. Yes they moved into the Davenport. Somehow Bobo and Sinclair ripped the bottom out of the davenport. This was Sofa King genius. They hang out inside the Davenport for hours.

In an ironic twist, catastrophe may have been inverted (possibly averted) , if we would not have found those four legs stuffed inside the couch.

You see where I am going with this.

Bobo and Sinclair would have tried to find the secret passage to the journey to the inside of the Couch.

And yes they would have been bludgeoned by the legs hidden inside the davenport.

Sofa Kings many lessons to be learned here. One being, commas are not bad thing.