Hi there, I am a computer programmer by trade an artist by passion. I mostly draw and paint and I tell a mean story but I type like shit
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- A Bag of Dicks’List your top 5 favorite fruits. One of my weaknesses in life is potato chips. I never eat my own potato chips as I don’t have the self-control to have them in the house. So, like a bad cigarette smoker, I… Read more: A Bag of Dicks’
- Disappearing Daily PromptsI randomly lose my daily prompt settings in WordPress. I wish the directions to re-establish were exactly clear. I am a technical person and I can’t figure it out.* So I believe today’s daily prompt is what is one small change… Read more: Disappearing Daily Prompts
- Birdbrain Ideas in A Developing BrainShare a story about someone who had a positive impact on your life. My Brother Steve My wife she is a school principal and I spend plenty of time listening to stories that happen over the course of her day. She told me this story today that I found relatable, funny and… Read more: Birdbrain Ideas in A Developing Brain
- America is Not The Greatest Country in The World anymoreWhat does freedom mean to you? WillIt’s not the greatest country in the world, professor, that’s my answer. Moderator[pause] You’re saying— WillYes. ModeratorLet’s talk about— WillFine. [to the liberal panelist] Sharon, the NEA is a loser. Yeah, it accounts for a penny out of… Read more: America is Not The Greatest Country in The World anymore
- I’ll take narcissistic pedophiles for $500 AlexWhat public figure do you disagree with the most? However, while there is widespread disapproval of this persons nationalist, protectionist and racist policies, it is his persona that most repels non-Americans. This person is strongly disliked across the world because he… Read more: I’ll take narcissistic pedophiles for $500 Alex
- In RetrospectWhat is your career plan? Now that I’m retired, I can reflect on my career plan. My initial goal was to get as much education as possible. In retrospect, I wish I would’ve gone into another field, but you can’t change… Read more: In Retrospect
- Banal PerformanceWhat was the last live performance you saw? Today we close on our house and it might’ve been the most anti-climatic performance of a long exhausting process. There were five pens,a stack of paper and one person instructing us to either… Read more: Banal Performance
- Leaf BlowersWhat do you do to be involved in the community? Based on A True Story Beaverton, Oregon – where they chop down trees, and name streets after them. Introducing Leif Tulip Court is a little street with five houses in the… Read more: Leaf Blowers
- I am Begging YouWhat’s a job you would like to do for just one day? I would rather like to spend a day sitting on a street corner with a jar in my hand asking for money. I would like to endure the insults… Read more: I am Begging You
- Brandy You Are a Fine GirlWhat are your favorite brands and why? Brandy Brandy wears a braided chainMade of finest silver from the north of SpainA locket that bears the nameOf a man that Brandy lovedHe came on a summer’s dayBringin’ gifts from far awayBut he… Read more: Brandy You Are a Fine Girl
- RTFDList the people you admire and look to for advice… I was just making myself some breakfast, it was a simple, vegan egg, and a beyond meat breakfast patty. The breakfast patties just weren’t coming out. I looked at the directions… Read more: RTFD
- Filling Those CracksDry and Off The Wall What topics do you like to discuss? Drywall I rather abhor drywalling. I just spent five minutes covering up some rough patches. If feel dirty like I had afterschool clean the blackboard duty. The Wall Our… Read more: Filling Those Cracks
- Game TheoryWhat gives you direction in life? Paul’s Deli -Williamsburg, Va I remember one year right before Christmas a bunch of good friends were exchanging gifts before we headed back to spend holidays with our family. My friend gave me a board… Read more: Game Theory
- Enjoy Every SandwichDo you have a quote you live your life by or think of often? Yesterday, I was so busy getting the house ready for appraisal that I ate a sandwich rather quickly and didn’t enjoy it. Thus negating, one of the… Read more: Enjoy Every Sandwich
- NumbersWhat is your favorite holiday? Why is it your favorite? Many years ago, this American life had an episode where they composed music based on surveys of what people want to hear and don’t want to hear. in my opinion, it… Read more: Numbers
- Misadventures in CampingHave you ever been camping? Living in Oregon and Washington camping is the way of life. It certainly isn’t something that came naturally to me as I remember the first time I went camping with my dad. New Smithville Pennsylvania Hi… Read more: Misadventures in Camping
- By Any Other MeasureWhen do you feel most productive? That overwhelming feeling over the weekend that you need to get stuff done Live To Work On the weekend, we get done tasks that prepare us for the following week, such as grocery shopping, laundry,… Read more: By Any Other Measure
- Graffiti AdornmentWhat is your least favorite Prompt? What are your favorite emojis is my least favorite prompt. However we will talk about roadside emojis I find amusing. I am always amused br the hula hooper This street sign got altered so often… Read more: Graffiti Adornment
- GedankenlosIch bin ziemlich erschöpft. Ich habe es satt, umzuziehen. Ich habe diese Regierung satt. Also sitze ich da und male. I am rather tired. I’m tired of moving. I’m tired of this administration.So I sit and paint. Mindlessly
- Find All The Unused Anagrams (Part 12.7)What topics do you like to discuss? Jeff Daniel’s Speech -NewsRoom 2012 And [to the conservative panelist] with a straight face, you’re going to tell students that America’s so starspangled awesome that we’re the only ones in the world who have freedom?… Read more: Find All The Unused Anagrams (Part 12.7)
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