Object heading toward earth, scientists think it’s 1960s space junk

One thing the bible over looked, Jesus may have been an astronaut. The bible is really lacking when it comes to quoting it’s sources. One thing is for sure Jesus would have loved Space Food Sticks.

The object, named Asteroid 2020 WTFISNEXT, is believed to be man made and not a piece of moon or other planetary debris. It is also highly believed to be an ill-fated promotional campaign by Pillsbury Brands. It was really a bad marketing campaign setting flossing back a decade.

“We suspect this newly discovered object 2020 WTFISNEXT to be an old Rocket boozer because it is wobbling in an orbit about the Sun that is extremely similar to Earth’s, nearly circular, in the same plane, and only slightly farther away (than) the Sun at its farthest point,” Dr. Paul Chodas, the director of NASA’s Center for Near Earth Object Studies, told CNN as he chowed down on a power bar (actually Space Food Sticks)

I digress, as there is still something heading toward our earth and the scientists have no idea what it may be. Dr. Chodas repeated this about a thousand times while about every tenth line he subtly injected the words I BELIEVE IT IS JESUS into his what had become a chant.

There is no danger to earth posed by 2020 WTFISNEXT, but its slow speed and relatively close pass-by, means scientists can study it and religious people can deny Jesus flying right by our earth. Yes it is a second coming.

Which brings up back to our sponsor, Space Food Sticks. Yes presenting the best thing that came between two meals.

Which takes me back to the big bang theory. Without a spec of fiction.