The Case for a Tattoo Wedding Ring

Here is a simple math equation for you. Suntan lotion + Wedding Ring + Ocean is an equation that never worked for me. After applying lotion, we went snorkeling off the coast of Hawaii. I remember the ring slipping off and twisting slowly to the ocean floor. A similar fate happened in Rehoboth Beach Deleware. This was simply a snarling angry wave. A similar bizarre event occurred in the Indian Ocean as well. While swimming off of an island in the Maldives I once again lost a wedding ring to the sunscreen ocean equation. I was able to recover that ring yet learned a valuable lesson. I now wear a wedding ring that is a tattoo.