Hey Jean E. Bottle

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You have three magic genie wishes, what are you asking for?

Dear Mr. guy in the bottle

  • The first thing I would want is a bowling ball. A brand new bowling ball that fits my fingers. Cold black is fine..
  • The second thing I would want is your bottle so I could live in it. Then I wouldn’t have to buy a new house and I could live wherever I want, for extended periods . I will need that bottle after you do number three.
  • And a third thing take that bowling ball catapult it across the planet and hit Donald Trump right in the head.

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