When I was Younger

What will your life be like in three years?

I always have been younger and three years from now I will be older. It will be autumn. These things are guaranteed.

I will be driving a flying car and I will be able to teleport to Europe and most of the civilized world will stop eating meat.

There are no guarantees for three years from now.

But both of my daughters will be turning 33, and when people turn 33 I write them a poem. It’s titled funkier 33.

You have that to look forward to.

I still will not have mastered German.