If there were a biography about you, what would the title be?
Contadino Almond Sauce
Is a fictional product that we all need. It sounds like a real thing but doesn’t actually exist. When pestered in the grocery store.
Overzealous merchant :Can I Help You Find Something?
Me: Sure Contadino Almond Sauce.
And off they go looking for what sounds like a real thing but actually is not.
And now I can do my shopping in peace dripping with verve.
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