Pennsylvania folklore

Have you ever unintentionally broken the law?

Pennsylvania

Yes I have worn white pants after Labor Day.

I have gone swimming right after eating breaking the thirty minute rule.

I have taken a bath during an electrical storm.

German Lawbreaker

I have put mustard on a soft pretzel

I have run in the bike lane

I put my shoes on while in the house.

And the biggest of all, I have relieved myself , while standing up.