Mr. Miller was an Idiot

What’s the bravest thing you’ve ever done when no one was watching?

When I was in the fifth grade, there was a rule in the school that we were not to make spaghetti sandwiches at lunch. The school served two pieces of bread and spaghetti on the same plate. I think there was a side of peaches.

I didn’t think anybody was looking, and I made a spaghetti sandwich in the cafeteria. I ended up getting banned from the cafeteria for a week for making a spaghetti sandwiches.

I didn’t think he was looking.

He was an idiot.

The weird thing about it was I never told my parents. I got chickenpox the next week and was out of school.