If aliens arrived tomorrow, what’s the first thing you’d ask them?
We are making a myopic center of the world assumption here that aliens would speak the same language that we do and I believe that would be a one in 8 trillion possibility. Eventually, we would figure something out, but I’m not sure they would stay long enough seeing how much of a mess we’ve made of this planet.
I would ask this.
Zibble-wobble flim flam, glorious space-potato, why does your squiggly-wiggle snoot-boop the gravitational cheese-grater of our third-rock bouncy ball?”
I believe this works in German
„Zibble-Wobble-Schwindel, herrliche Weltraumkartoffel, warum stupst du mit deiner verschnörkelten Schnauze gegen die Schwerkraft-Käsereibe unseres hüpfenden Balls, dem dritten Planeten?“
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