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  • Wax Immaculate

    What would you do if you won the lottery?

    Since I don’t play the lottery I would run around the streets claiming a miracle of sorts. Somebody in a coffee shop would then see a religious icon in their coffee grounds. All types of believers then would converge on the town where I never bought a ticket and buy lottery tickets as if it were a sign from the heavens.

  • For Fun

    I make lists never to be found again.

    • I am a writer and an artist. Currently drawing and painting is the perfect escape.
    • I hike and run. I used to be a competitive long distance runner. Now I simply run, albeit slow.
    • I read a ton of books.
    • We travel plenty. I still have not been to Albania
    • And the cherry on top is spending time with the kids and their kids. I am rather good at that.
    • Who knows if it is for fun. I shall master German one day.

  • It warmed up a Tad

    And everybody got outside to enjoy the sunshine. I have been out of the country for both of The Orange Racists inauguration.

    Small victories in Mainz.

  • Sin Tax

    Come up with a crazy business idea.

    I propose we drop the standard deduction on your tax returns. The only tax you pay is every time you have sex.

    If we work together on issues this way we may solve more issues than you think.

    Those cheating on their taxes will deemed less manly.

    And offered asylum in Alabama.

    You asked for crazy.