Vegan Spider Pie

If you could have dinner with any fictional character, who would it be?

It’d be cool to have dinner with Calvin and Hobbes. I’d bring Hobbs a couple cans of tuna and I would make Calvin some vegan spider pie. He would not know the difference.

We could map out our path to the Yukon and listen to The Tragically Hip the entire time. I would have a talk with Calvin that girls aren’t all that gross.