Lessons in Love

What’s the most spontaneous thing you’ve ever done?

Not Smart

I once asked a girl

I never intended to

marry to get married

and that wasn’t so smart.

Cat

I adopted a cat

Without asking the girl

I was dating

We weren’t even

living together

She gave me the silent

treatment for days.

Meow

Question from my Mother

She asked me

One of your girlfriend

Get pregnant

And I said

With a less than

Developed frontal cortex

I would simply marry her

I Sprinted

The last four blocks

of my evening run

High on endorphins

To ask out a woman

I would eventually marry