Describe your most memorable vacation.
It is your current vacation. We have a nest of newborn baby birds on the front porch and a man playing bagpipes on the beach.
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Of our train wreck of a country.
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If you were forced to wear one outfit over and over again, what would it be?
Give me my old battered
T shirt the one I wore
Many times before
And I shall wear it again
Nobody knows I have
Three of the same.
I have never seen
The movie and never
Will take off this
T-shirt
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How do you waste the most time every day?
In one year I waste this.
- 22 hours looking for my keys or wallet
- 48 hours writing status reports
- 23 minutes washing the car.
- 12 hours shaving
- 16 hours discarding wasted food
- 23 hours looking for items in the refrigerator
- 1 day folding socks
- 14 seconds reading celebrity gossip
