• A Tuesday Morning in March

    What’s a promise you made to yourself that you’ve actually kept?

    I recently moved out of state for the first time in my life. I didn’t like the habits I was getting into and I was starting to put on a little bit of weight. I had just moved from Philadelphia where I ran a little bit.

    But on that Tuesday morning. I put on some running shoes and went out for a run. The weather was cool and overcast and as unspectacular as a day can be. I didn’t even know my way around. I remember running down the Colonial Parkway in Williamsburg and headed towards Duke of Gloucester Street.

    I remember talking to my stepmother at the time. She said to me the key now is to stay at it. 45 years later, I’m still running and still enjoying it. I never promised anything as the promise was implied.

    I did promise myself, rather challenge myself to learn German.


    Vor kurzem bin ich zum ersten Mal in meinem Leben in einen anderen Bundesstaat gezogen. Mir gefielen die Gewohnheiten nicht, die ich mir angewöhnt hatte, und ich nahm langsam ein bisschen zu. Ich war gerade aus Philadelphia weggezogen, wo ich ab und zu joggen gegangen war.

    Aber an jenem Dienstagmorgen zog ich meine Laufschuhe an und ging joggen. Das Wetter war kühl und bewölkt – ein Tag, wie er unspektakulärer kaum sein könnte. Ich kannte mich dort noch gar nicht aus. Ich erinnere mich, dass ich den Colonial Parkway in Williamsburg entlanglief und in Richtung Duke of Gloucester Street lief.

    Ich erinnere mich, dass ich damals mit meiner Stiefmutter sprach. Sie sagte zu mir, das Wichtigste sei jetzt, dranzubleiben. 45 Jahre später laufe ich immer noch und habe immer noch Spaß daran. Ich habe nie etwas versprochen, denn das Versprechen war stillschweigend gegeben.

  • Vegan Spider Pie

    Vegan Spider Pie

    If you could have dinner with any fictional character, who would it be?

    It’d be cool to have dinner with Calvin and Hobbes. I’d bring Hobbs a couple cans of tuna and I would make Calvin some vegan spider pie. He would not know the difference.

    We could map out our path to the Yukon and listen to The Tragically Hip the entire time. I would have a talk with Calvin that girls aren’t all that gross.

  • Clean Shaven

    Clean Shaven

    What is the best purchase you have ever made?

    1. Razor – One of the best purchase I ever made was a razor I bought in Mainz. Naturally I needed to shave. But that purchase was special as I confidently walked in the store and spoke precise German, with confidence.

    2. Kopfhörer – cheap headphones are the best. The 120.00 Apple ones are difficult to keep track of. It is one of the best 9.99 I have spent.

    3. Adam Beer I was hiking in Northen Italy, and there stood a lovely cabin in the middle of nowhere. I bought a 22 ounce bottle of beer. It hit the spot perfectly. I think the currency was LIRA.

  • Garbage Man

    Garbage Man

    What’s a piece of technology you’re convinced will exist in 20 years?

    When I was a kid, I was taught to fear the garbageman mostly because they were black. Now I almost consider them societal treasures. I am willing to bet the sounds system on the garbage truck is awful.

    There is always that one Customer, and probably many more who complain when you bend the marigolds next to the recycling bin.

    An entire trash can of all cans goes unrecycled. You want to complain, but your copilot he called in sick today and the supervisor bitched and moaned.

    The big problem with trash is. it gets bigger and bigger every year. Sure most people recycle, but they’re simply are more people. And then there is a guy who tries to sneak three bowling balls into the trashcan.

    The ex-bowler stands and watches as you take one of the bowling balls and put it in the truck. Tuesday night is league night. It would be nice not to use a house ball. His back is so tired from lifting heavy things all day long. Bend your knees man, says the man down in HR who has bad knees.

    He has an Arby’s roast beef sandwich for lunch. 

    And today is one of those days where he gets to drive the truck. It’s no fun because he still has to unload the trash.

    And the trash piles grow every week. and still he emptied them all and still has to wake up Monday and pick up the same old trash.

    But for now he’s going bowling. He has to shower for half an hour after getting home from work. Then he heads to the bowling alley. He walks the eight blocks because he is sick of driving. He still smells like trash.

    But in a good way.

    Because he took everybody’s trash to the dump today.

    And he has a new bowling ball he was gifted from a customer.

    The fairytale works until he has to do the same thing all over again tomorrow.

    Where he packs his lunch and makes a Limburger cheese sandwich.

    And nobody complaints.

    There are perks to being a garbage man