• Not Here to Share Recipes

    Not Here to Share Recipes

    Other than those passed down by a two-year-old.

    I’m a really good cook, but I’ve never made homemade hummus. I learned the recipe from my 2 1/2 year-old granddaughter.

    She cooks

    It’s quite simple, simply slow cook, garbanzo beans, tahini, garlic, olive oil, veggie broth, lemon, and a tad of salt.

    Blender

    Once it’s all cooked, last time I did it in a crockpot put all in a blender or use an immersion blender.

    And you’re done

    Some people like actual instruction

    Instructions

    • rinse 16 oz dried chickpeas in a colander and check for stones or foreign objects
    • Add rinsed chickpeas, 1 teaspoon salt, and 7 cups water to a greased slow cooker
    • Cover and cook on low for 8-10 hours or high for 4-5 hours. The goal is to have overcooked, very soft chicken peas
    • Allow to cool a bit and drain water from chickpeas
    • If needed, re-grease slow cooker and return soft chicken peas
    • Add ⅔ cup Tahini, 2 lemons, 3 cloves garlic, 3 tablespoon olive oil, 1 teaspoon salt, and 1 teaspoon cumin to chickpeas
    • Use a strong immerson blender and blend all ingredients in slow cooker until smooth. 
    • To make your hummus creamier, add a few tablespoons of ice water* at a time, blending in between until the desired consistency is reached.
  • Living In The USA

    Living In The USA

    What is the biggest challenge you will face in the next six months?

    Steve Miller wrote the worst lyrics ever put to paper from the song Living in The USA, just for these times.

    It’s awkward stupidity puts it perfectly in a monosyllabically way.

    Doot do do do do doot doot
    Living in the U.S.A
    Come on try it, you can buy it, you can leave it next week, yeah
    Living in the U.S.A
    Somebody give me a cheeseburger
    Doot do do do do doot doot
    Living in the U.S.A

    But

    Time keeps on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’
    Into the future
    Time keeps on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’
    Into the future

    I want to fly like an eagle
    To the sea

    Steve Miller is a terrible Lyricist.

    And Steve Millers lyrics are deeper and more meaningful than what comes from those running our government.

  • Nothing Is Forever

    Nothing Is Forever

    What advice would you give to your teenage self?

    Rejection is Part of Life

    Ask out that girl you had a crush on as rejection is part of life. The rejection is having never asked. And by all means take wild adventures outside of your comfort zone. You have no idea where it is going to take you., the rejection is in having never taken that adventure.

    But them again

    The teenage brain is is still a forming undeveloped mass of possibility. And nothing lasts forever.

    I know, I know
    That my world has grown old
    And nothing is forever
    I know, I know
    That my world has grown old
    But it really doesn’t matter
    If you say we’ll be together
    If you promise you’ll be with me in the end

  • Xerox

    Xerox

    I was sitting in a meeting with my boss, his boss and our team. It was a video meeting.

    After the meeting my boss pulled me aside and said his boss was concerned because I appeared bored.

    I told my rocket scientist of a boss.

    “Sorry it was a really boring meeting”

    Capitalism bores me.