• Didn’t Realize There Would Be A Pop Quiz

    Share what you know about the year you were born.

    The math is difficult for me as my little brother was born 11 months later.

    That seems impossible to me.

    My mom smoked Raleigh filters and my Dad Chesterfields.

    I drank a lot to pass the time, it was a formula.

    My Dad worked at a pretzel factory and snuck off to the bar often.

    There were frequent thunderstorms and plenty of lightning bugs.

    My parents bought potato chips at the beer distributor.

    I seemed happy and wore cloth diapers.

    Ironically or maybe as a precaution, the both control pill was invented.

  • Confederacy of Dunces

    Confederacy of Dunces

    Are you a good judge of character?

    The city of Vancouver has filed suit against BNSF after the railroad put dozens of large boulders along the sidewalks adjacent to three of its properties on West 11th Street in downtown.

    Have you ever as a kid built a little city using legos, matchboxes, and trees cut out of colored cardboard. And of course you had a train set with a BNSF locomotive. Throw in some small rocks from the yard where you want to put the train set. But you you are a kid still with a semi developed brain, so you dump the rocks on eleventh street in the city you just built.

  • First Impressions

    First Impressions

    Are you a good judge of character?

    Are completely overrated.

    I don’t trust first impressions as they are mirrors of actors on a large stage.

    Character is about consistency. Be kind to animals and return your shopping cart.

    It is that simple.

    Am I a good judge of character?

    I doubt it.

    Dogs are.

  • From My Dogs Perspective

    From My Dogs Perspective

    When is my Dog most happy?

    For me, my dog makes me happy so why not look into what makes her the most happy.

    • When I go running with my dad.
    • When I curl up on the bed between Mom and Dad
    • Getting in a fight.
    • When food falls from the sky.
    • After being toweled off after a rainy run.
    • When stealing the cat’s food.
    • Fridays I am in love.