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  • Planet Simple

    Describe your life in an alternate universe.

    I just landed in an alternative Universe. No.body speaks English. We all look out for each other. We care for that environment and live accordingly. There is no belief of god. Wars are unnecessary. It’s a simple life. It is all we need.

    Ich bin gerade in einem alternativen Universum gelandet. Niemand spricht Englisch. Wir alle achten aufeinander. Wir kümmern uns um diese Umwelt und leben entsprechend. Es gibt keinen Glauben an Gott. Kriege sind unnötig. Es ist ein einfaches Leben. Das ist alles, was wir brauchen.

  • Describe your life in an alternate universe.

    I didn’t realize I was getting sent there today but it would be a place where I never lose my keys because the are no cars because there is no oil.

    The several million who live in this universe stand unconvinced that global cooling is alien made.

    The gravity of the situation is lost on most because there is no gravity.

  • I am Rather

    What are you curious about?

    More like Dan Rather

    I am Curious how people can not be curious and live a life of life long learning. I am curious how somebody can go to work, get home, watch tv, drink a six pack and repeat.

    That fascinates me.

    I am curious what people think a man with multiple wives, felonies and a history of lying and cheating is the second coming of Jesus.

    I am curious what is Jesus.

    What is religion.

    Why.

  • Wedded Miss

    Scour the news for an entirely uninteresting story. Consider how it connects to your life. Write about that.

    Bride and Groom Were Devastated After Their Wedding Venue Was Vandalized. What Happened Next Brought Them to Tears.

    Weddings is a bad short story ! is about a runaway industry written in rhymedverse with illumination of fancy and fantasy . It follows Dustin Hoffman , a cranky, solitary mastabutory teen who attempts to thwart the woman of his wet dreams plans by stealing wedding gifts and decorations from the church halls of the nearby town of whoreville on weddings Eve. As a result of the townspeople’s response, Dusty realizes that weddings are not all about money and presents. He realizes he is gay anyways. He redecorates the wedding venue because it had to be done.