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  • Idioms for Idiots

    Idioms for Idiots

    What historical event fascinates you the most?

    To make a long story short

    The lunar landing was no piece of cake

    During the depression, we had to bite the bullet

    There wasn’t much food so we didn’t count our chickens before they’re hatched

    After World War II, we painted the town red.

    I heard it through the grapevine about the Vietnam war

    When we ended slavery, we killed two stones with one bird. Sorry I don’t kill birds.

    Why did Putin have to invade another country? They should leave sleeping dogs lie

    Dday was no day at the beach

    It’s not true that time heals all wounds.

    I will vote for Donald Trump when hell freezes over as you can’t teach old dogs new tricks

    So let’s not beat around the bush if we ignore history, we screw up the future so let’s get our ducks in a row.

  • Beth

    You have three magic genie wishes, what are you asking for?

    Right after high school, I dated this girl and she was gorgeous. She was drop dead, gorgeous.

    Her goal in life was to win the lottery which is not much different than finding a bottle with a genie in it.

    The odds are about the same. The odds were about the same as our relationship lasting longer than one summer.

    Running Shoes

    This is why Magic Jeanie bottles don’t work. I found a pair of running shoes that I really like. Once you’ve used them for half a year the running shoe companies discontinue them so you can’t even get the running shoes you want.. so I would ask for that pair of running shoes

    My favorite sweatshirt– my son made the coolest sweatshirt from a piece of artwork that I did. And I can’t find it. I would love that sweatshirt back.

    And then I would ask for all my children to be provided for.

    Dream big

  • Axioms

    Axioms

    What’s something you believe everyone should know.

    • Nobody chooses to be homeless
    • Return your shopping cart it’s not that difficult.
    • Billionaires are not heroes, but rather psychopathic drains on society
    • The beauty of a garbanzo bean
    • Music solves a lot of things

    I grew up in Berks County Pennsylvania. The amount of racial prejudice is ridiculous. I don’t know how many times I had to tell people Puerto Rico is part of our country.

  • Step

    Step

    Describe a family member.

    I am going to describe my stepmother. She’s not much older than me and for some reason she married my dad.My dad was a great guy, but not the best partner.

    Our dad and she parted ways many years ago. Still, she remains an integral part of our family. I’m so glad she came into our lives.

    She is an amazing human being who basically raised my little sisters. I’ve learned a lot from her. I believe we have a mutual respect. We enjoy many of the same things in life and learn from the things that we do not. She is always an integral part of our family reunions.

    She does have this amazing ability. She can make a simple dish and still have a mountain of dishes to do. I don’t know how she does it.

    Teresa is awesome

    Reading Pa.